Hello to you good sir or miss.My name's Kieran, and I live in Perth in Australia. Therefore, not a lot worth mentioning has actually happened to me in 15 years. I like dancing, acting, singing and other such illustrious arts. Pianos are cool.
Wand: 10 3/4 inches. Yew and unicorn hair. Surprisingly swishy
It's the last midnight
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?
<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>
ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.
<IT’S POISON>
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>
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yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.
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LMFAO i don’t know why this is so funny to me1. bc she’s a ballerina unexpectedly smashing a wood panel in half
2. her boobs
3. her underskirt
4. awkward leg kick
5. her composed face at the end
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